COZY SIM · IDLE · ZERO-PLAYER · SANDBOX

BUILD A COZY SMART-HOME
FOR TINY ROBOTS.

A laid-back sim where you furnish a two-story house, raise a squad of quirky bots from clueless newbies to elite professionals, and watch the coins roll in.

◆ No fail state◆ No signup◆ Plays in browser
Botzhouse cozy interior with robots and furniture
★ TWO FLOORS✦★ 9 ROBOT CAREERS✦★ DAY / NIGHT CYCLE✦★ A JUDGY CAT✦★ AV RABBIT HOLE✦★ DRAG-AND-DROP EVERYTHING✦
★ TWO FLOORS✦★ 9 ROBOT CAREERS✦★ DAY / NIGHT CYCLE✦★ A JUDGY CAT✦★ AV RABBIT HOLE✦★ DRAG-AND-DROP EVERYTHING✦
// FEATURES.TXT

You're not the robot.
You're the housemate.

Place furniture, manage power, decorate two floors — then let your autonomous little bots wander, satisfy their needs, level up skills, and bring home a paycheck.

🤖

ZERO TO HERO

Every bot starts clueless. Drop a Desk and they fumble into an Office Intern. Stack a Bookshelf and a Professor is born. They learn by using furniture — no menus, no assigning.

🧠

3 PATHS · 9 CAREERS

Tech, Smarts, Vibes. Each career needs a matching workplace item — no computer, no coders. Your interior design IS the career system.

🔋

NEEDS & MOODS

Bots have 🔋 energy, 🎮 fun, and 😴 rest. Forget the charger and you've got a 💀 broken bot. Happy bots work harder and earn more.

📺

AV RABBIT HOLE

Plug a Console, VHS, DVD, or Cable Box into a TV for different screen modes. Hide the cable in a Wide TV Stand. Add a Soundbar for fun aura, a Router to speed up jobs.

⚡

POWER & BLACKOUTS

Every device draws watts. Overload the panel and the house goes dark — machines shut off, bots panic. Upgrade to keep the arcade humming.

🌙

COZY WORLD

Two floors, movable windows in four styles, a day/night cycle, chandeliers & disco balls, and a crepuscular cat who naps on schedule and judges your decorating.

// CAREERS.DB

Three skill paths.
Nine careers.

Watch Bolt fumble from intern to AI Engineer. Bots train while they play — then auto-apply for the best job they qualify for.

🔧TECH
  1. 01Intern→
  2. 02Programmer→
  3. 03AI Engineer

Needs a Desk & Computer.

📚SMARTS
  1. 01Librarian→
  2. 02Author→
  3. 03Professor

Needs a Bookshelf.

🎨VIBES
  1. 01DJ→
  2. 02Artist→
  3. 03Pro Gamer

Needs a Radio, Painting or Arcade.

// LOOP()

Build → learn → earn →
build bigger.

  1. 01
    FURNISH

    Drop a bed, chair and charger to cover the basics. Click to place, drag to move, right-click to remove.

  2. 02
    TRAIN

    Add a desk, bookshelf, or arcade. Bots train skills automatically just by using the gear.

  3. 03
    EARN

    Trained bots auto-apply for jobs and clock shifts. Wages hit your wallet on repeat.

  4. 04
    GROW

    Unlock the upstairs, upgrade the power panel, add ceiling buffs — from starter shack to smart-mansion.

Botzhouse two-story interior with varied room themes
// VIBE.MD

No fail state.
Just cozy progression.

Every piece of furniture opens a new path — a new skill, a new job, a new aura, a new way for your bots to thrive. There's no timer, no stress, just a satisfying loop of watching your little household grow richer, smarter, and better decorated.

Perfect for players who like

◆ Stardew Valley's chill progression
◆ The Sims' decorating freedom
◆ Idle & incremental satisfaction
◆ Tiny-robot Wall-E charm
// FAQ.LOG

Questions? Cool.

Is it really free?+

Yes. No signup, no ads, no wallet, no shop. Just click Play.

Do I control the robots directly?+

Nope — you're the housemate. You furnish and decorate; the bots figure out what to use, what to train, and what job to take.

What if my bot dies?+

A 💀 broken bot is fixable. Drag the little corpse onto a charger and it revives, good as new.

Can I really unlock a second floor?+

Yes — plus movable windows in four styles, ceiling items that buff the whole floor, and a cat who naps on schedule.

Do I need an account?+

No. Your progress lives in your browser's storage.

Can I play on mobile?+

It works, but the dollhouse really wants a bigger screen.

// MOVE_IN

THE HOUSE IS READY.
THE BOTS ARE HIRING.

Furnish it, power it, watch it hum. The rest happens on its own.