COZY SIM · IDLE · ZERO-PLAYER · SANDBOX

BUILD A COZY SMART-HOME
FOR TINY ROBOTS.

A laid-back sim where you furnish a two-story house, raise a squad of quirky bots from clueless newbies to elite professionals, and watch the coins roll in.

No fail state No signup Plays in browser
Botzhouse cozy interior with robots and furniture
★ TWO FLOORS★ 9 ROBOT CAREERS★ DAY / NIGHT CYCLE★ A JUDGY CAT★ AV RABBIT HOLE★ DRAG-AND-DROP EVERYTHING
★ TWO FLOORS★ 9 ROBOT CAREERS★ DAY / NIGHT CYCLE★ A JUDGY CAT★ AV RABBIT HOLE★ DRAG-AND-DROP EVERYTHING
// FEATURES.TXT

You're not the robot.
You're the housemate.

Place furniture, manage power, decorate two floors — then let your autonomous little bots wander, satisfy their needs, level up skills, and bring home a paycheck.

🤖

ZERO TO HERO

Every bot starts clueless. Drop a Desk and they fumble into an Office Intern. Stack a Bookshelf and a Professor is born. They learn by using furniture — no menus, no assigning.

🧠

3 PATHS · 9 CAREERS

Tech, Smarts, Vibes. Each career needs a matching workplace item — no computer, no coders. Your interior design IS the career system.

🔋

NEEDS & MOODS

Bots have 🔋 energy, 🎮 fun, and 😴 rest. Forget the charger and you've got a 💀 broken bot. Happy bots work harder and earn more.

📺

AV RABBIT HOLE

Plug a Console, VHS, DVD, or Cable Box into a TV for different screen modes. Hide the cable in a Wide TV Stand. Add a Soundbar for fun aura, a Router to speed up jobs.

POWER & BLACKOUTS

Every device draws watts. Overload the panel and the house goes dark — machines shut off, bots panic. Upgrade to keep the arcade humming.

🌙

COZY WORLD

Two floors, movable windows in four styles, a day/night cycle, chandeliers & disco balls, and a crepuscular cat who naps on schedule and judges your decorating.

// CAREERS.DB

Three skill paths.
Nine careers.

Watch Bolt fumble from intern to AI Engineer. Bots train while they play — then auto-apply for the best job they qualify for.

🔧TECH
  1. 01Intern
  2. 02Programmer
  3. 03AI Engineer

Needs a Desk & Computer.

📚SMARTS
  1. 01Librarian
  2. 02Author
  3. 03Professor

Needs a Bookshelf.

🎨VIBES
  1. 01DJ
  2. 02Artist
  3. 03Pro Gamer

Needs a Radio, Painting or Arcade.

// LOOP()

Build → learn → earn →
build bigger.

  1. 01
    FURNISH

    Drop a bed, chair and charger to cover the basics. Click to place, drag to move, right-click to remove.

  2. 02
    TRAIN

    Add a desk, bookshelf, or arcade. Bots train skills automatically just by using the gear.

  3. 03
    EARN

    Trained bots auto-apply for jobs and clock shifts. Wages hit your wallet on repeat.

  4. 04
    GROW

    Unlock the upstairs, upgrade the power panel, add ceiling buffs — from starter shack to smart-mansion.

Botzhouse two-story interior with varied room themes
// VIBE.MD

No fail state.
Just cozy progression.

Every piece of furniture opens a new path — a new skill, a new job, a new aura, a new way for your bots to thrive. There's no timer, no stress, just a satisfying loop of watching your little household grow richer, smarter, and better decorated.

Perfect for players who like

Stardew Valley's chill progression
The Sims' decorating freedom
Idle & incremental satisfaction
Tiny-robot Wall-E charm
// FAQ.LOG

Questions? Cool.

Is it really free?+

Yes. No signup, no ads, no wallet, no shop. Just click Play.

Do I control the robots directly?+

Nope — you're the housemate. You furnish and decorate; the bots figure out what to use, what to train, and what job to take.

What if my bot dies?+

A 💀 broken bot is fixable. Drag the little corpse onto a charger and it revives, good as new.

Can I really unlock a second floor?+

Yes — plus movable windows in four styles, ceiling items that buff the whole floor, and a cat who naps on schedule.

Do I need an account?+

No. Your progress lives in your browser's storage.

Can I play on mobile?+

It works, but the dollhouse really wants a bigger screen.

// MOVE_IN

THE HOUSE IS READY.
THE BOTS ARE HIRING.

Furnish it, power it, watch it hum. The rest happens on its own.